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Articles, Satire, Nonfiction

Contributions to The Locavore Guide

I'm a contributing writer for The Locavore, the online guide to NYC's IRL shopping scene. I compile neighborhood itineraries, curate best of lists, and interview local shopkeepers to encourage readers to shop in their neighborhoods.  

Satire for Under The Button

Longform Nonfiction

The Journal of Experimental Non-fiction at the University of Pennsylvania

I chose Justin. 27. Attorney. Owner of a cat. Check, check, check. We began messaging on Bumble, and I waded into the stream of conversation: favorite bands, adoring descriptions of Dante’s death mask in Florence, asking questions like, is it true that attorneys just lie for a living? Are you going to kill me if we meet? The usual. A date was set, and I decided it was best to wing this one—improv.

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